A rap on Windows Azure at record speed

That all large companies spend millions on marketing and promotion when launching their products, is nothing special . And Microsoft is no exception in this type of investment.

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In the latest Windows Azure promotion, the creatives have built a Web page around an event called Fast and where we can see the singer in action NoClue , recent winner of the Guinness World&39;s Fastest Rapper Award for singing 723 syllables in just over 51 seconds."

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The truth is that in this video I don&39;t understand you at all except flashes of familiar words. But to help whoever is curious I paste the alleged lyrics below, because I could say anything else and I wouldn&39;t notice."

I have not dared to translate it either, because in Rap a very special form of grammatical constructions, double meanings and idioms are used, which would surely err in their meaning.

That yes, is catchy. Enjoy.

Somebody better … Stop me, Wait a minute … They're not me, Windows Azure got my back can't stop me, ow … Watch me, Scaling web applications so promptly, Organizing everything in a platform cloud, Keeping everything together floating around, Moving at the speed of light never slowing us down, Comprise three resources holding it down, SaaS, software, paaS, platform, IaaS, infrastructure, together it last We're thinking outside the box, Staring though Windows, Secured in a Microsoft data center, Files send those, Hosting storage see they commend those, Management compute, That's Azure Windows,

Modern day Manzoni, only in my prim and leaving them lonely, Lonely oenone, there's nothing better you can show me homie, I'll be using it and moving quicker then anybody, It's not a hobby, and if you know… me, you know that

Put them in the back of an online backpack, Moving… this quick so we don't lack, Wait a minute…, no we gone quick, and that's that Window Azure moving forward never back,

Staring through windows looking at hadoop, mongoDB, java, were on top php, python-you can run them quickly.

Hosting storage they commend those. Content Delivery Network, it's in those. Creating websites in seconds Azure Windows.

Spinning VM'soClueow you can travel light and at that same speed. Cacheing Azure Windows, we in this. Ride with me to the future at full speed.

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